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Big Spoon, Little Spoon

2009 Man of the Year

Joining Forces.... but still pathetic

In a predictable turn of events, bloggers at two of the weaker interweb logs Jorkat.com and Sean-Erin.com have launched a joint offensive against the DML+B. Our foreign correspondents recently captured this image on the streets of Seoul. The DML+B shares your sadness at this unfortunate turn of events but does not feel threatened in the least.











At this time, the editorial team would like to assure our loyal reader (s) that this aggressive action will not distract us from our award winning, truth-based brand of journalism that you've come to depend on.

Good Times...

...were had at the wedding this past weekend.

Best part about the weekend? The D enjoyed not having the L there.

Post your favourite absence from this past weekend in the comments.

The Fall of Jorkat.com?

Go away.

Crotch Fireworks

Don't worry about it Mulqueen, I got this one. Leave it to the blogging professionals to embed video on this once glorious site. Have a look at SiteMeter in a week or so and you can thank me then.

Keep up the good work Banyay. Your magic touch is exactly what this blog needed to be taken to another level...and then pushed off a cliff.

If JorKat.com is the equivalent of Mullin's dong, then the DM+Sometimes B would clearly be Bachelor Party Jordan.

Crotch Works

Click here to watch Jordan shoot fireworks from his crotch. Be sure to turn your speakers up.

In other crotch-related news, this past weekend the D of the DML+B was knighted by Mullin. A disturbing but truly hilarious moment.

The Legend of Fat Mike

Fat Mike is getting married this weekend. There is no better way to honour this joyous occasion than to post a humiliating picture from his past. This photo is dated August 26th, 2002 almost 7 years ago today and was bravely smuggled into the country by the DML's special Hungarian associates. It is 100% unphotoshopped. He really was that fat. Thankfully he's had a few handsome years before he gets fat again and loses all his hair.