Softball Team Missing Bats

Softball Team suffered another defeat on Tuesday night against local gang members, The Scarborough Bandits. It was a disappointing loss but the team showed true grit and determination in posting seven runs, despite playing without bats. Apparently GM Fatrick Reach-around sold the team's bats for beer money on the weekend after reading about soaring bat stock prices on the Daily Dyson.

Softball Team is currently seeking donations and a beer sponsor to get the season back on track.

Another New Word

Using Big Words Makes You Appear Smarter

Mullin: the length of your diction has no relationship to the length of your manhood.

The DML Goes Undercover

To substantiate Mulloskey claims that there's a zoo in Seoul, Korea, the DML went undercover to investigate. As suspected, we were the only animals in the park. When will the lying stop?

Success!

It appears that Sub has taken back the pants in his relationship.

Now batting cleanup for Saturday's Softball Team tournament:

Lyle Overbay!!!

Sub!!!

The New Triple Entente

He's Back...

...and the cell phone was lost in the wilds of Tennessee. Without constant contact from Dyson, the other contributors felt a little left out.

The DML will live on. Don't buy into the shameless Banyay attempt at self promotion.

In the words of the immortal Connor McLeod: "There can only be one."

End of an Era

Due to irreconcilable creative differences, the editorial board has voted: Dyson is out and Banyay is in.

For your reading pleasure, please continue to follow our domestic adventures on: http://banyaymulqueenlunan.blogspot.com/

Weekend Recap

Wow. What a weekend.

Highlights included Szabulia and Heather Fondue-ing Montreal. Heather finding her wedding dress and joining Team Poutine within a 12-hour span. And Phil Mickelson and Szabolcs Banyay scoring 9's on respective Par 5's on Saturday.

Fortunately for Sub, his newly ripped jeans should greatly facilitate the activities demonstrated in these photos.

Birthday Head

Birthday shoutout to the hairy, headless man...

... He rocks the ladies...



...He rocks the mic and piano...



... He rocks the light beer...




Three cheers for being 29!

What Judes Would Say

What Would Judes Say?

I'm sure Ace and Gary would be proud.

Synopsis

A brief synopsis of a recent Sean-Erin.com post:

Saw my buddy. Small body, big unit. He was doing well.

So I went to the DMZ. Stood in North Korea. Looked like Jesus.

Waynes World. 50 old men.

Manchester United? Wow.

St Patricks Day soon.

The End.

Ace and Gary and the DML

The DML continues to shatter web traffic records, this week reaching the covetted #10 and #11 spots in the google search for "Ace and Gary pics". Ace and Gary were unavailable for comment at the time of publication as they are still recovering from their recent surgery.

Habs Fan at the DMZ

I still haven't decided who looks the most ridiculous,

but I'm leaning towards the stud on the right.

Setting the Record Straight on Breech

To expose the blatant lies, shoddy journalism and frequent photo fabrication on the Mulloskey weblog, the DML is releasing this authentic photo from our archives. Patrick Breech, aka Bizzaro, aka Coach Breech aka Fatrick Reach-around is featured on the right in this photo taken in March 2008 with members of the DML editorial team celebrating St. Patrick's day.

The DML executive is currently consulting with their legal team and thug squad on the available options if the Mulloskies refuse to retract their unsubstantiated claims that Mr. Breech was recently in Korea. Stay tuned...

The Greatest Site Ever? Or Just The Best?

You be the judge.

The Daily Dyson

WANTED

JULIA TRAU IS WANTED FOR PETTY THEFT IN TORONTO, ONTARIO. DURING MAY OF 2008, TRAU ALLEGEDLY STOLE UNFASHIONABLE SUNGLASSES AND FLED WITH THE MERCHANDISE WHILE THE VICTIM WAS DISTRACTED BY A DELICIOUS SALAMI SANDWICH. SHE WAS LAST SEEN WITH THIS DORK AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON THIS BLOG HERE AND HERE.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES, PAM TRAU, OR THE DML.