Mullin Returns

His elephantis and beligerancy have escalated during two years of Asian travel and now he's really really hungry.

Beware that speedo bulge Toronto!

The New Lawless

Public Notice: Begin is threatening to bail on Jorkat weekend and replace Lawless as the reigning queen of queens. Let him know how you feel about that.

Boogie Nights

Nice to see the good folks over at Sean-Erin.com posting some hard core pornography.

Keep it up.

Where the Magic Happens... Part 2

Who is the DML? We've been inundated with this very question from our countless readers who long to know where this cast of characters summons the creativity to entertain the masses. Without further ado, we're starting a series called, Where the Magic Happens.

I'm sure you've wondered how our DML photographers manage to capture such amazing moments for us to share with you. The answer is timing, an eye for beauty and the best equipment money can buy. It's true, sometimes the pictures just seem too incredible to be real.... but believe us dear reader, the DML photo lab take its role very seriously, raising the global bar for integrity in journalism. Believe in magic.

What inspires M? That one is simple. Life. Way to BE world.

DML Pro Tip: Staying on top of developing stories at the DML requires constant diligence and committment. Regular rest while at work helps you to replenish energy reserves and be ready for when the next big story breaks.

Nigeria's Begin

Original BBC story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7547148.stm

[Begin] has advised other men not to follow his example and [date] 86 women... ... he is able to cope only with the help of God.

"A man with 10 [lovers] would collapse and die, but my own power is given by Allah. That is why I have been able to control 86 of them," he told the [DML].

He says his [partners] have sought him out because of his reputation as a healer.
"I don't go looking for them, they come to me. I will consider the fact that God has asked me to do it and I will just [do] them."

Most of his [victims] are less than a quarter of his age - and many are younger than some of his own children.

[Begin] and his [sex slaves] do not work and he has no visible means of supporting such a large family. He refuses to say how he makes enough money to pay for the huge cost of feeding and clothing so many people.

"To my understanding [morality] does not place a limit and it is up to what your own power, your own endowment and ability allows," he says.

This makes sense.

The big question on everyone's mind is if he'll confine his random beatdowns to losers wearing purple turtlenecks in family restaurants, or will he resort to more random altercations outside of bars and/or sanctioned title bouts.

Conflicting reports from certain media outlets are describing an incident at Cadillac Lounge on Saturday evening in which our newly tattoo'd superhero was said to have physically assaulted Ms. Trau after being rejected by her friend. Neighbours of Ms. Trau have indicated that they were told that the bruises and scars were as a result of a "bike accident".


I wonder how Gary will respond to the fact that Ace permanently scarred his own body without his consent. Could be trouble in paradise.

Drink for Mullin

Because it's Friday. Because Beerfest starts today. and Because Mullin is coming home in 3 weeks.

Subby Being Subby

The DML would like to take a minute to honour the man that represents the silent "B" in the title of this most hallowed of websites. Though the DML may be pronounced with only three letters, it is the silent "B" in the title that keeps us all feeling young at heart.

Circle August 5, 2008 on your calendars as the official day that Mr S. B. Ramirez hit for the cycle, and in the process helped crush the hopes of Joe Pesci and friends.

Congratulations silent "B", your crushing RBI and Slugging totals are the envy of the entire D Division. The entire roster of Softball Team salutes your greatness.

Also a special shout out to M.M. and M.R. for their bone-crushing hitting on Tuesday. When the bottom of your batting order is hitting as well as they did, you have a shot at winning the title.