The Legend of Fat Mike

Fat Mike is getting married this weekend. There is no better way to honour this joyous occasion than to post a humiliating picture from his past. This photo is dated August 26th, 2002 almost 7 years ago today and was bravely smuggled into the country by the DML's special Hungarian associates. It is 100% unphotoshopped. He really was that fat. Thankfully he's had a few handsome years before he gets fat again and loses all his hair.