It's Official.

We have some unfortunate news to report today. One of top secret DML spies captured this photo yesterday of our former friend FLAP. As you can see from this grainy photograph, his exact location is difficult to describe, but according to our spy we believe he's either auditioning for the Village People, or he is so sad and lonely in London that he decided to join the navy for male companionship. In the immortal words of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, "He's Queer!".

Questions That Deserve Answers

It has been some time since there was a post on the DML worthy of the high standards that were adhered to in the late 70s. Could it be that the M, L, and Sometimes B have all been neglecting their journalistic duties?

The L has been busy gallivanting around La Belle Province while the rest of us common peasants are out slaving away, trying to earn a decent living.Remember L, gondolas are not always the safest modes of transportation...

Perhaps living at home with his parents and having every meal spoonfed has gotten to the L's sense of what is acceptable in society.


When was the last time the L actually made a meal for himself? Isn't the L married? Why is his wife in another province? When will the Growing Pains reunion air on television? These are the questions that are not being asked.

Why does the M have to travel to exotic destinations such as Belize in order to sample the finest foods known to mankind? What is the secret that the M is hiding? Is the antidote to his sickness spending 2 hours with his next meal? The M needs to know that life will go on without him, and the D's heart will go on. (Leo x2)

And since when was a flooded basement a nuisance? The Sometimes B now has more storage room, as items belonging to others have now been "liquified." Besides, that pool he have always wanted is now available for instant enjoyment.

Remember - neglecting your obligations to society is never the right answer.

And to answer the question that is on everyone's mind - yes there are more pictures of Leo out there.

4:20, Inauguration Day

*Full disclosure: Not photoshopped by Mulqueen*

The One

*Full disclosure: Not photoshopped by Mulqueen*

MashUp for Mulqueen

The M turned 31 this weekend. In honour of this milestone, an historic potato-off was held at a birthday brunch... the results were outstanding. In the end, the jury was too overwhelmed with flavour and stuffed with potato to make a decision. Petato versus Spudrina round one ends in a draw. A rematch is imminent.

The King of Salami

The jury has unanimously spoken and the 2008 Best Salami Lunchie Award goes to.... Dyson.


Congratulations to the D for this remarkable achievement.

Back In The Good Old Days

Apparently someone forgot what Photoshop is.

Perhaps this could help you out.

Happy New Year!!

The canvas: A pile of snow on the roof of Lawbury's condo.

The palette: Copious amounts of red wine, beer, vodka and champagne.

The brush: My unit.

The result: A beautiful testament to my secret crush.