Butt Play

So I'm in Korea and these kids are sticking their fingers up my butt and...

Cause of Global Warming Identified

Dear readers, Happy Earth Day!



A momentous breakthrough in the scientific community was made last night, as a major, previously unaccounted for source of climate change causing methane emissions was identified in Toronto. Methane gas is 21 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a contributor to the greenhouse effect so this discovery marks a tremendous opportunity to reign in emissions. The research brief from climate change scientist J Trau is below:


"2009/4/22 J Trau:
Ughhhh, last night we went for steak and then to the kings of leon concert so by the time we got home the red meat had been sitting in Sub’s stomach getting ready to break down. We got home got into bed and Sub let out some of the nastiest farts I have ever smelled. I was in bed trying not to breathe in through my nose and so my mouth was open and the fart was so strong and pungent it went into my mouth and I literally ate his fart casue it was so thick and noxious. I almost choked to death on fart."

The Beach Vacation

While the L has been admiring the local Blossoms in North Korea, the rest of the DML has been hard at work covering the issues that matter.

Recently the D's beard decided to take a beach vacation with his assistant K, who just happens to look something like the L's A. (Any similarities are purely coincidental.)

The couple reportedly had a wonderful time on their trip, with the addition of facial hair a welcome bonus to the relationship that the K had never before experienced.

These snaps were sold exclusively to the DML by the D, for what has been reported as the highest price ever paid for a picture of the skinniest man in the world - a free burrito.

More vacation pictures to come in the future.

Inspirational Mullets

Apparently the D's impressive mullet (above left, DML archives July 2008) is inspiring a whole new generation of Asian mullets. The two examples below were spotted during the DM_formlerly L's recent travels around little Korea in Toronto. One of the mulletted kids bore a striking resemblance to Monkey Begin... you be the judge.