Good Times...

...were had at the wedding this past weekend.

Best part about the weekend? The D enjoyed not having the L there.

Post your favourite absence from this past weekend in the comments.

The Fall of Jorkat.com?

Go away.

Crotch Fireworks

Don't worry about it Mulqueen, I got this one. Leave it to the blogging professionals to embed video on this once glorious site. Have a look at SiteMeter in a week or so and you can thank me then.

Keep up the good work Banyay. Your magic touch is exactly what this blog needed to be taken to another level...and then pushed off a cliff.

If JorKat.com is the equivalent of Mullin's dong, then the DM+Sometimes B would clearly be Bachelor Party Jordan.

Crotch Works

Click here to watch Jordan shoot fireworks from his crotch. Be sure to turn your speakers up.

In other crotch-related news, this past weekend the D of the DML+B was knighted by Mullin. A disturbing but truly hilarious moment.

The Legend of Fat Mike

Fat Mike is getting married this weekend. There is no better way to honour this joyous occasion than to post a humiliating picture from his past. This photo is dated August 26th, 2002 almost 7 years ago today and was bravely smuggled into the country by the DML's special Hungarian associates. It is 100% unphotoshopped. He really was that fat. Thankfully he's had a few handsome years before he gets fat again and loses all his hair.

Joy Ride

Crazy story, Dyson and I found this golf cart bicycle thingy the other day and posed for a few photos in it. Then, we told Lunan and sent him the original pictures.... and he photoshopped himself into the photos and made up some stories for yet another fake blog post on jorkat.com. He is a true master.

Congrats Matty and Chrissy

The western world is celebrating today after learning that strong man Matty D proposed to his beautiful girlfriend Chrissy this past weekend. The event has once again affirmed the insightful observations of the DML+B which remains a powerhouse among internet web logs.

News of the brilliantly scripted moment on the 18th hole of a local golf course has spread like a wildfire around the globe, even reaching the isolated Korean blogging sensation jorkat.com. The editor at Jorkat is quoted by local media as saying: "This is almost the greatest day ever, second only to the time I went on a drunken joy ride! I'm so happy for them. The best part is that it will totally steal the thunder from from that other loser's wedding this weekend. And no for the last time I am absolutely not planning on flying back to surprise everyone. I am too busy fabricating stories and photographs for my blog."

Matty and Chrissy, we salute you.