Dyson Mulqueen [formerly Lunan] + sometimes Banyay

seriously, should i be sleeping with one eye open?...

2009-11-02T12:17:50.270-05:00

seriously, should i be sleeping with one eye open?

This is frightening. Everyone looks off: Mullin ...

2009-10-30T08:52:21.882-04:00

This is frightening. Everyone looks off: Mullin = angry?!... Erin = aloof?!... Katie = disinterested?!... and Jordan = scary?!

This goes for you too Doug, We know you're still w...

2009-10-23T13:54:44.368-04:00

This goes for you too Doug, We know you're still watching:

http://dysonmulqueenlunan.blogspot.com/2008/05/cant-get-enough-dml.html

http://dysonmulqueenlunan.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-computer-sees.html

More like a spork.

2009-10-19T11:34:46.901-04:00

More like a spork.

Amen. The DML is my source of everyday news and FA...

2009-09-09T11:19:35.741-04:00

Amen. The DML is my source of everyday news and FACTS.

Those other two sites are tabloid trash!

It does not.

2009-08-13T11:22:33.473-04:00

It does not.

If someone writes a blog post and nobody reads it,...

2009-08-12T11:01:13.221-04:00

If someone writes a blog post and nobody reads it, does it even exist?

Good point. But are you able to fall into negative...

2009-08-11T11:13:25.274-04:00

Good point. But are you able to fall into negative territory? What if there were a proverbial hole dug below Jorkat.com?

Note: To fall, you must have achieved some height...

2009-08-11T10:23:08.699-04:00

Note: To fall, you must have achieved some height so that gravity is exerting a downward pull on you. Therefore, it is physically impossible for Jorkat to fall from its already lowly place.

My weekend became an A+ when I realized that the L...

2009-08-11T10:21:13.329-04:00

My weekend became an A+ when I realized that the L was definitely not coming. So much pleasure at his absense. The only downside was that all that time we spent making fun of his small unit would have been even more hilarious were he there in person to receive.

Update - Matty broke 100 in that golf game - a fir...

2009-08-06T09:25:09.008-04:00

Update - Matty broke 100 in that golf game - a first!

YAWN......

2009-06-19T13:34:21.197-04:00

YAWN......

Probably the best post ever written.

2009-05-28T14:55:28.945-04:00

Probably the best post ever written.

Love the new page design!

2009-05-19T12:17:00.000-04:00

Love the new page design!

I wonder if Kim Jong-il is thinking about Dong Chi...

2009-05-14T19:34:00.000-04:00

I wonder if Kim Jong-il is thinking about Dong Chim?

Incredible photojournalism. Speaking of supressin...

2009-05-11T12:23:00.000-04:00

Incredible photojournalism.

Speaking of supressing, what's Kim Jong Il surpressing under that loin cloth?

Based on what I'm shelling out for shitty sandwich...

2009-05-06T10:56:00.000-04:00

Based on what I'm shelling out for shitty sandwiches in London these days, I'll be filling my suitcase with Pusateri's on my next trip home.

This actually seems kind of affordable for pusater...

2009-05-05T13:40:00.000-04:00

This actually seems kind of affordable for pusateries. I think you found the cheapest item in the store.

Any notable qualities of the ham, cheese, tomato or bread?

has the B been in South America lately?

2009-04-22T16:08:00.000-04:00

has the B been in South America lately?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Those photos made my day.

2009-04-17T16:10:00.000-04:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Those photos made my day.

My judgement is that the Begin kid is one ugly cre...

2009-04-15T15:30:00.000-04:00

My judgement is that the Begin kid is one ugly creature.

That is hurtful. You could only be talking about ...

2009-03-27T16:32:00.000-04:00

That is hurtful. You could only be talking about me.

My readers have the literacy skills of a blind sec...

2009-03-27T12:04:00.000-04:00

My readers have the literacy skills of a blind second grader.

Can you direct me to the site that you downloaded ...

2009-03-27T12:01:00.000-04:00

Can you direct me to the site that you downloaded the "25 word per post limit" software for the Daily Dyson?

My use long paragraphs to make up for my other sho...

2009-03-27T11:58:00.000-04:00

My use long paragraphs to make up for my other shortcomings.