Monday, November 24, 2008

Before and After...

In order to commemorate the D's birthday, we thought it would be fitting to show some old photos from the archive of the M's mom. Better known as Ms. M, is shown above shortly before delivery (of the M) along with her remarkable weight loss and return to her usual habits (below). She certainly is one of a kind and bares a striking resemblance to the D.

Happy Birthday D. You and the L truly are a great human beings.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Memories...

How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.
I thought we'd get to see forever
But forever's gone away
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
I don't know where this road
Is going to lead
All I know is where we've been
And what we've been through.
If we get to see tomorrow
I hope it's worth all the wait
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
And I'll take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
And I'll take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
Boyz II Men, Cooleyhighharmoney (1993)




Thursday, November 13, 2008

God gave us Mullin...

... and his long arms to spread love and work miracles in the kitchen.



Continuing The DML's good news reporting streak, today we would like to take a moment honour the very honourable Chef S. Mullin for his contributions to good times and culinary enjoyment.

Inspired by the many flavours of Korean food he experienced over the past two years, Mullin has returned to North America with a cooking vengeance. Korea has been in a period of national mourning since losing Mullin's talents in late August. He was a national hero and it will probably be years before Koreans fully recover from their deep sadness.

What makes his story truly incredible is that he has been able to overcome the contraversy surrounding the release of provovacative photos in a popular woman's magazine last year. Close friends say that he has since transformed himself fundamentally by reaching out to Jesus for guidance. Amazingly through the process he has actually come to bear a remarkable resememblance to Jesus, to which some attribute his assention to the top of the cooking world. God and Doug only know.

Back in Mississauga and in the Greater Mississauga Region, Mullin's return has created a stampede of excitment . Supported by his trusty sidekick, Rowdy McC , and armed with a mighty beard, strong ideals and an unparalleled ability to identify and describe the food he loves, Mullin is lighting up taste buds across the continent. Most recently he was spotted working miracles on the grill in the parking lot at a Buffalo Bills game (seen above).

Chef Mullin could probably even make ML's stupid guitar taste delicious.

For all this greatness, the DML salutes you Chef S. Mullin.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Charitable Forces

The DML would like to take a moment from our relentless and cutting-edge reporting to recognize two genuine do-gooders.  Led by the dedicated efforts of Ms. JB (aka Big Time Lawyer) and Mr. PB (aka Fatrick Reach-around), this past weekend saw single-night charitable fundraising records obliterated.  

From his vacation home in Florida, occasional DML contributor sometimes B applauded JB's fundraising efforts for women with eating disorders.  As a morbidly obese hungarian woman, sometimes B is hopeful that the funding will help other young woman establish a healthier relationship with food.


That same night across town, Coach PB gathered close friends for a night of music and celebration to raise education funds for his friend in Tanzania.  Former celebrity, now balding washed up rock star ML (aka loser of the worst blog-off ever) belted out tunes, while guests fought over blind auction items, notably the amazing culinary talents of the long-armed chef Mullin.



Political parties are already lining up to court these two incredible fundraising masters, in preparation for the next general election (early 2009).  Said political organizing guru, the D of the DML, "Obama's fundraising records in this past US election will be small change in comparison to what these two will accomplish when they join forces for a lucky political party."

Monday, November 10, 2008

Married Life

The D, after much rummaging around through the M's and L's garbage and laundry, found some very interesting clothing labels.

Check out the evidence below...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Complacency?

Is November a month to be avoided? No posts? Is the DML sick?