Showing posts with label Coach Breech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coach Breech. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Charitable Forces

The DML would like to take a moment from our relentless and cutting-edge reporting to recognize two genuine do-gooders.  Led by the dedicated efforts of Ms. JB (aka Big Time Lawyer) and Mr. PB (aka Fatrick Reach-around), this past weekend saw single-night charitable fundraising records obliterated.  

From his vacation home in Florida, occasional DML contributor sometimes B applauded JB's fundraising efforts for women with eating disorders.  As a morbidly obese hungarian woman, sometimes B is hopeful that the funding will help other young woman establish a healthier relationship with food.


That same night across town, Coach PB gathered close friends for a night of music and celebration to raise education funds for his friend in Tanzania.  Former celebrity, now balding washed up rock star ML (aka loser of the worst blog-off ever) belted out tunes, while guests fought over blind auction items, notably the amazing culinary talents of the long-armed chef Mullin.



Political parties are already lining up to court these two incredible fundraising masters, in preparation for the next general election (early 2009).  Said political organizing guru, the D of the DML, "Obama's fundraising records in this past US election will be small change in comparison to what these two will accomplish when they join forces for a lucky political party."

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Setting the Record Straight on Breech



To expose the blatant lies, shoddy journalism and frequent photo fabrication on the Mulloskey weblog, the DML is releasing this authentic photo from our archives. Patrick Breech, aka Bizzaro, aka Coach Breech aka Fatrick Reach-around is featured on the right in this photo taken in March 2008 with members of the DML editorial team celebrating St. Patrick's day.



The DML executive is currently consulting with their legal team and thug squad on the available options if the Mulloskies refuse to retract their unsubstantiated claims that Mr. Breech was recently in Korea. Stay tuned...


Monday, May 12, 2008

Softball Team Victorious

Coach Breech seen here with his adoring fans after the glorious Softball Team season opener on Sunday night.