The Beach Vacation

While the L has been admiring the local Blossoms in North Korea, the rest of the DML has been hard at work covering the issues that matter.

Recently the D's beard decided to take a beach vacation with his assistant K, who just happens to look something like the L's A. (Any similarities are purely coincidental.)

The couple reportedly had a wonderful time on their trip, with the addition of facial hair a welcome bonus to the relationship that the K had never before experienced.

These snaps were sold exclusively to the DML by the D, for what has been reported as the highest price ever paid for a picture of the skinniest man in the world - a free burrito.

More vacation pictures to come in the future.