Showing posts with label Jules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jules. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men - UPDATE!!

In order to commemorate one of the biggest upsets in relationship history, we decided to go back into the archives and retrieve one of the best, and most accurate posts this site has produced. Congratulations Sub for proving us all wrong and convincing such a beautiful woman to marry you. Jules...um...I like your hair in that picture.

Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups. The reason, researchers suspect, is that men place great value on beauty, whereas women are more interested in having a supportive husband.

Researchers admit that looks are subjective, but studies show there are some universal standards, including large eyes, "baby face" features, symmetric faces, so-called average faces, and specific waist-hip ratios in men versus women. Past research has shown that individuals with comparable stunning looks are attracted to each other and once they hook up they report greater relationship satisfaction. These studies, however, are mainly based on new couples, showing that absolute beauty is important in the earliest stages of couple-hood, said lead researcher James McNulty of the University of Tennessee. But the role of physical attractiveness in well-established partnerships, such as marriage, is somewhat of a mystery.

Hey, as long as Lyle Overbay keeps playing solid defense and hitting .300 he can date all the hot asians he wants.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Happy New Year!!

The canvas: A pile of snow on the roof of Lawbury's condo.

The palette: Copious amounts of red wine, beer, vodka and champagne.

The brush: My unit.

The result: A beautiful testament to my secret crush.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

WANTED


JULIA TRAU IS WANTED FOR PETTY THEFT IN TORONTO, ONTARIO. DURING MAY OF 2008, TRAU ALLEGEDLY STOLE UNFASHIONABLE SUNGLASSES AND FLED WITH THE MERCHANDISE WHILE THE VICTIM WAS DISTRACTED BY A DELICIOUS SALAMI SANDWICH. SHE WAS LAST SEEN WITH THIS DORK AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON THIS BLOG HERE AND HERE.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES, PAM TRAU, OR THE DML.