Separated at birth, Ace and Gary have decided after 29 years to undergo a dangerous surgery to be physically reattached. Doctors have confirmed that the complicated 8 hour operation will result in a unified and fully functioning brain, something neither Ace nor Gary has had access to since the separation. Although Softball teamates are concerned that this may affect the team's perfect start to the 2008 season, family and friends are overwhelmed with joy that the two will finally be together again. Said close friend Jorson Dydan: "If the miracle of modern medical science can reattach Ace and Gary again, then truly we can find peace in the middle east and end the suffering of children in the world."
Ace and Gary were unavailable for comment.
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