Welcome the the DML Polygraph test, where I choose a random person from the blogosphere and subject them to five embarassing and deeply personal questions, almost all of which involve sex or poop. They can only answer yes or no. Now I don't posses and actual polygraph machine here. So I'm going to rely on the best bullshit detector of them all: our commenters. They answer, and you judge. Today, our subject is the Somtimes B.The L: Have you ever masturbated in a public place?
SB: Yes.
The L: Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a man, unwanted in your head or not?
SB: No.
The L: Have you ever imagined yourself as Mike Lawless during intercourse?
SB: Yes.
The L: Have you ever passed up intercourse in order to sleep?
SB: Yes.
The L: Have you ever urinated, and then zipped up, only to realize there's still a little trickling out and it makes a really big stain in your pants?
SB: Yes.
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