It's been over 10 days since our last post.This is what happens when the D moves to Ottawa and the sometimes B (pictured above) is left in charge of pictures commemorating the most important event in the history of mankind (read: our group of friends).
What happened to us? Could this be it?
Will the sometimes B's laziness and the D's fabricated sense of self-importance lead to the end of the DML?
How will the M's office relocation to City Hall effect photshop requests? So many questions, so few readers left...
Here are my suggestions to help rejuvenate this once glorious blog...
Sometimes B: Stop being a lazy sack of $hit and upload the photos so we can make fun of Lawless.
D: Quit your job and move back from Ottawa. We need you more than we realized. Salami consumption in the GTA is down over 70% since you left.
M: You're perfect. When I die, I hope to be reincarnated as a vegetable in your beautiful backyard garden, just so I can be a part of one of your delectable lunches (preferably roasted butternut squash soup) only to die again in your stomach's digestive juices. Then I want to come back as Jules and come to my senses with the realization of what a lazy douchebox my boyfriend really is. Then I want to come back as a low-level staffer, so the D can serve me coffee when he's not telling his friends how important he is.
(ok, fine, he's not perfect but I did mean everything else I said)
M: Stop watching Rock of Love and try not to strike out looking with the bases loaded in a must-win playoff game. Demand photoshop in your new office or quit.
What else do our few remaining readers think we could do to revive the glory that was the DML?
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