Who Do You Trust?

Do you know where your children are?

Watching You

We are watching you watch this blog.

Big Spoon, Little Spoon

2009 Man of the Year

Joining Forces.... but still pathetic

In a predictable turn of events, bloggers at two of the weaker interweb logs Jorkat.com and Sean-Erin.com have launched a joint offensive against the DML+B. Our foreign correspondents recently captured this image on the streets of Seoul. The DML+B shares your sadness at this unfortunate turn of events but does not feel threatened in the least.











At this time, the editorial team would like to assure our loyal reader (s) that this aggressive action will not distract us from our award winning, truth-based brand of journalism that you've come to depend on.

Good Times...

...were had at the wedding this past weekend.

Best part about the weekend? The D enjoyed not having the L there.

Post your favourite absence from this past weekend in the comments.

The Fall of Jorkat.com?

Go away.

Crotch Fireworks

Don't worry about it Mulqueen, I got this one. Leave it to the blogging professionals to embed video on this once glorious site. Have a look at SiteMeter in a week or so and you can thank me then.

Keep up the good work Banyay. Your magic touch is exactly what this blog needed to be taken to another level...and then pushed off a cliff.

If JorKat.com is the equivalent of Mullin's dong, then the DM+Sometimes B would clearly be Bachelor Party Jordan.

Crotch Works

Click here to watch Jordan shoot fireworks from his crotch. Be sure to turn your speakers up.

In other crotch-related news, this past weekend the D of the DML+B was knighted by Mullin. A disturbing but truly hilarious moment.

The Legend of Fat Mike

Fat Mike is getting married this weekend. There is no better way to honour this joyous occasion than to post a humiliating picture from his past. This photo is dated August 26th, 2002 almost 7 years ago today and was bravely smuggled into the country by the DML's special Hungarian associates. It is 100% unphotoshopped. He really was that fat. Thankfully he's had a few handsome years before he gets fat again and loses all his hair.

Joy Ride

Crazy story, Dyson and I found this golf cart bicycle thingy the other day and posed for a few photos in it. Then, we told Lunan and sent him the original pictures.... and he photoshopped himself into the photos and made up some stories for yet another fake blog post on jorkat.com. He is a true master.

Congrats Matty and Chrissy

The western world is celebrating today after learning that strong man Matty D proposed to his beautiful girlfriend Chrissy this past weekend. The event has once again affirmed the insightful observations of the DML+B which remains a powerhouse among internet web logs.

News of the brilliantly scripted moment on the 18th hole of a local golf course has spread like a wildfire around the globe, even reaching the isolated Korean blogging sensation jorkat.com. The editor at Jorkat is quoted by local media as saying: "This is almost the greatest day ever, second only to the time I went on a drunken joy ride! I'm so happy for them. The best part is that it will totally steal the thunder from from that other loser's wedding this weekend. And no for the last time I am absolutely not planning on flying back to surprise everyone. I am too busy fabricating stories and photographs for my blog."

Matty and Chrissy, we salute you.

The Many Sides of Jules

How could you not love a foxy lady who will pick her nose while stuffing 8 inches in her mouth? The world celebrates you today Jules. Happy Birthday and keep it classy!

Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Is Dead

If you have the time, watch the whole video. The shock that Hitler expresses over the death of the King of Pop is moving.

Worst Blog Ever?

Is Jorkat.com the worst blog ever?

Probably.

Talk About Foresight!!!

The DML has once again rightly called out a totalitarian dictator and not had their warnings acted upon.

North Korea has once again conducted a nuclear test, and the DML was the first to predict it.

We did.

DM_B Core Values

First Plagiarism, Now Censorship

Embarassed at the plagiarism charges levelled at them by a respected member of the DML, the authors of Jorkat.com have now decided that changing their version of the truth is the prudent course of action.

This comment was originally written as a warning that the rampant plagiarism on Jorkat.com has been uncovered. Now it appears as a watered down "I miss you so much" post. Shameful.

Seems like Jorkat is being published from dictatorial North Korea, not their supposed residence of democractic South Korea.


Suppressing the truth will get you nowhere. Suppressing comments on your blog will only incense your readership.

The Price Of A Sandwich

Pusateris.

Because you can never be too expensive.

Butt Play

So I'm in Korea and these kids are sticking their fingers up my butt and...