Showing posts with label Beginized. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beginized. Show all posts

Friday, August 8, 2008

Nigeria's Begin



Original BBC story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7547148.stm

[Begin] has advised other men not to follow his example and [date] 86 women... ... he is able to cope only with the help of God.

"A man with 10 [lovers] would collapse and die, but my own power is given by Allah. That is why I have been able to control 86 of them," he told the [DML].

He says his [partners] have sought him out because of his reputation as a healer.
"I don't go looking for them, they come to me. I will consider the fact that God has asked me to do it and I will just [do] them."

Most of his [victims] are less than a quarter of his age - and many are younger than some of his own children.

[Begin] and his [sex slaves] do not work and he has no visible means of supporting such a large family. He refuses to say how he makes enough money to pay for the huge cost of feeding and clothing so many people.

"To my understanding [morality] does not place a limit and it is up to what your own power, your own endowment and ability allows," he says.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

DML Public Service Announcement


WARNING:
Don't believe the hype. Ladies Beware!




Dan Gaygin has left yet another victim behind in his wake, once again unsatisfied despite his legendary reputation. With increasing frequency, women around the globe are surfacing to share stories of his underperformance. They are hoping to help prevent the further spread of his subpar sexual encounters.

"Krissy," seen above [note, name disguised to protect Matty D's identity] described her recent experience with Begin as "possibly the most disappointing two minutes of my life. I mean we hadn't even started taking our clothes off and he was already done. I was so sure that for once I would finally get some non-mediocre loving. He even used a Magnum-sized condom that didn't fit and kept falling off. Clearly he has a false sense of identity. Oh, I feel so foolish for being duped but it's my sincere hope that no other woman will ever have to experience such awkwardness in bed again."

Ladies be warned. Begin will be at Lawlepalooza 2008.