WARNING:
Don't believe the hype. Ladies Beware!
Dan Gaygin has left yet another victim behind in his wake, once again unsatisfied despite his legendary reputation. With increasing frequency, women around the globe are surfacing to share stories of his underperformance. They are hoping to help prevent the further spread of his subpar sexual encounters.
"Krissy," seen above [note, name disguised to protect Matty D's identity] described her recent experience with Begin as "possibly the most disappointing two minutes of my life. I mean we hadn't even started taking our clothes off and he was already done. I was so sure that for once I would finally get some non-mediocre loving. He even used a Magnum-sized condom that didn't fit and kept falling off. Clearly he has a false sense of identity. Oh, I feel so foolish for being duped but it's my sincere hope that no other woman will ever have to experience such awkwardness in bed again."
Ladies be warned. Begin will be at Lawlepalooza 2008.
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