Mrs. Hungary, aka Ace, aka Sub, aka Sheballs Damgay was diagnosed on Wednesday with a severe case of Winnipegitus. Kidnapped, drugged and dragged to Winnipeg by known fugitive Julia "Third Nipple" Trau aka Vajulia Tranny, Mrs. Hungary has been subjected to extreme forms of torture including excessive consumption of chinese food and uncomfortable conversations with potential inlaws about the future. Witnesses report that Mrs. Hungary's symptoms include sweating, extreme boredom, compulsive yawning, occasional swearing outbreaks and yellowish discharge.
Hostage negotiators at the DML are currently working with local authorities to bring justice to Ms. Trau and bring Mrs. Hungary safely home.
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