Winnipeg Claims Another Victim

Mrs. Hungary, aka Ace, aka Sub, aka Sheballs Damgay was diagnosed on Wednesday with a severe case of Winnipegitus. Kidnapped, drugged and dragged to Winnipeg by known fugitive Julia "Third Nipple" Trau aka Vajulia Tranny, Mrs. Hungary has been subjected to extreme forms of torture including excessive consumption of chinese food and uncomfortable conversations with potential inlaws about the future. Witnesses report that Mrs. Hungary's symptoms include sweating, extreme boredom, compulsive yawning, occasional swearing outbreaks and yellowish discharge.

Hostage negotiators at the DML are currently working with local authorities to bring justice to Ms. Trau and bring Mrs. Hungary safely home.

Doppelgänger?

Wow, I can't believe Mats Sundin and Lyle Overbay attended the same beach party and have the same poor taste in eyewear!!

Ace and Gary back with NKOTB for the Reunion Tour!

Thanks go to loyal NKOTB fan Jordan (aka reigning Corrupt Cup champion) for this hot newsflash, confirming a rumour that's been circling the interwebnet for weeks.

It's Friday!!!

Sadly, this picture didn't involve any photoshopping whatsoever.

Ace & Gary - the DML salutes you!

Ace, Poo & Gary

Look who else showed up at the Ger Stay.

Who needs parka's when you look this good?

Don't get too close with those white suits fellas.

Congratulations Miss Hungary

Congratulations Sub on being crowned Miss Hungary. Truly incredible accomplishment, particularly after the damage inflicted during that humiliating Mongolian / Muskokan fight club incident. Respect to your facial reconstructive surgeon (see transformation below).

Muskoka Fight Club

Here's a direct quote from a post on the Mulloskey website. Seeing as no one reads it, I figured I'd post it here for exposure to a much much larger audience.

"Beeeeeeeeeep. Sub here, avid reader, first time poster. I was almost speechless after reading the following comment:

'There was a bunch of Mongolian men wrestling and fighting with each other. It was like something out of Fight Club….

We knew we were very far from anything resembling the culture and social norms we were used to. '

Mullin have you seen the pictures from Lunan’s stag?? Have you completely forgotten your roots? Drunken wrestling is basically all we do (except for Mulqueen cuz he’s a pu$$y). Your heart should have been warmed with fond memories of your friends back home at the very sight of this disarray! For shame! Your pool team also sucks."

Well said Sub. I couldn't agree more, except for the part about his pool team and Mulqueen being a pussy. Even if Mulqueen was a pussy, he'd photoshop his head onto the Rock's body and make everyone think he's a stud, which he is.

Happy Easter Monday

I'm pretty sure Jesus died on Friday and came back from the dead yesterday, but I'm not sure exactly what he did on Monday. Ah well, here he is at a Bills game with Begin and Sub. GO BILLS!!