"Chongqing" The 37 Million person city you've never heard of... because it's fake.

So,
The Mulloskies are "traveling" again or so they say.

I'll save you the reading: They claim to be living in some place called Chongqing, China. I know, right - a sheltered 10 year old boy couldn't make up a more racist-sounding fake name for a city in China if watching his favourite TV show depended on it.

Also, they want us to believe it's a city of 37 million... yet somehow haven't managed to take a single photo as evidence this place actually exists. Until I see otherwise, here's what I am picturing:

The DML Goes Undercover

To substantiate Mulloskey claims that there's a zoo in Seoul, Korea, the DML went undercover to investigate. As suspected, we were the only animals in the park. When will the lying stop?

Setting the Record Straight on Breech

To expose the blatant lies, shoddy journalism and frequent photo fabrication on the Mulloskey weblog, the DML is releasing this authentic photo from our archives. Patrick Breech, aka Bizzaro, aka Coach Breech aka Fatrick Reach-around is featured on the right in this photo taken in March 2008 with members of the DML editorial team celebrating St. Patrick's day.

The DML executive is currently consulting with their legal team and thug squad on the available options if the Mulloskies refuse to retract their unsubstantiated claims that Mr. Breech was recently in Korea. Stay tuned...