DML photo archivist and vice-president of scheming L, seen above left, has been diagnosed with a severe case of vaginitus.
Recent unprovoked attacks on former colleague M and sometimes B provided early evidence that he had contracted the embarassing disease but it wasn't until this photo surfaced that doctors were able to formally diagnose it. Symptoms include whining, constant pleas for attention and excessive masturbation.
Former male companions suggest it may have been contracted at the 2008 Man of the Year Championships, where he was in close contact with this guy. A witness at the event recalls hearing him complain of vaginal cramps mid-way through long-distance run (in which he was destroyed by M and sometimes B).
Doctors say that carriers can live a full and healthy life but if the underlying causes are not treated early, vaginitus can result in rapid hairloss.
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