Hockey Team 08 and Softball Team 09 prospect Sean Mullin was in fine form yesterday in local club action, shutting out the reigning champions, the Insadong Itaebitawongs. Mullin's Ansan Golden Showers took an early lead in game seven of the hardfought championship series and never looked back.
Said Mullin after the game to reporter and former child television celebrity Gary Coleman, "I would like to thank my fans for their undying support through some difficult times this year" referring to the untimely release of some provocative photos that landed him in deep trouble with the local media.
Mullin's athletic success has been attributed to excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon Honey Beer combined with a rare medical disorder that has left him with unparalleled arm length. According to teamates, he can basically touch anything within an eight foot radius (demontrated above as he unsuspectingly fondles Coleman).
His impressive wing span also earned him national attention this winter during a daring rescue from the freezing cold waters of lake Baikal, Mongolia. Mullin has since become a national hero in Korea, widely respected among bare-faced Koreans for his Jesus-like appearance and for dating Jennifer Garner behind Ben Affleck's back.
Contract negotiations will continue leading up to Mullin's return to Canada at the end of August.
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