The DML, in association with long-standing contributor the sometimes B, would like to take a moment out of our extremely busy schedule to acknowledge a very special birthday. Often mistaken for a hockey player, the hairline (pictured here) turns an unfortunate 30 years young today. Despite the obvious facial trauma endured over the years, hairline has exhibited remarkable fortitude. Sadly, like all good things in life, this hairline's best years are now well behind him. With a little luck we hope that hairline could potentially maintain a Norwood 3 before inevitably succumbing to its hideous, often career-ending relative, the Norwood 5. Maybe she will finally come to her senses and drop him for B. May the force be with hairline on his special day, the DML+B salute you.
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